Do people under 5’4 even really exist?
they do, we just cant see them
I personally take that as an insult. For your record they just don’t exist without heels
YOU GUYS ARE FOOLS
YOU HAVE TO DECORATE THEM
AFTER YOU COOK THEM AND THEY’VE COOLED
THANK YOU HOLY SHIT
HOW THE HELL DO YOU FUCK UP DIPPING STRAWBERRIES IN CHOCOLATE??? DID YOU EVEN TEMPER THE CHOCOLATE OR DO YOU JSUT LIVE IN FUCKING MORDOR HOLY SHIT
im laughing so fucking hard
That about sums up my cooking skills
When I tried to explain how busy I’d be watching anime tomorrow to my parents they simply stared at me in horror and mumbled things to each other about how I was busy not having a life.
Anonymous asked:the five trash kings (kuroo, tsukishima, oikawa, lev and bokuto) all throw you into the middle of a ritual to sacrifice you to the demon god