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The entire reason I don’t exactly approve of the Kuroo/Tsukishima ship isn’t because I don’t see Kuroo making a move on Tsukishima, but more ‘cause of Yamaguchi. Even if Tsukishima isn’t dating Yamaguchi.

I just imagine like Yamaguchi scaring off anyone he thinks is going to hit on Tsukishima. Like they round a corner and he’s just there leaning cooly on a wall being like, “I saw you getting pretty close to Tsukki.” Get’s off wall and starts walking slowly towards person. “And I don’t think you want to do that. ‘Cause I called dibs like 5 years ago bitch so you had better just fuck off.” And he has like this really scary out of character aura.

Then person is just like, “No man… I uhh I respect your claim.” And runs off really scared and always gets a little nervous when Yamaguchi is in the same room as them being all cute and cuddley. 

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Anonymous asked:

bokuaka phone sex with bokuto initiating with a 'so what are you wearing' but it doesn't work out at all because akaashi just gives the most practical answers ever 'clothes' 'what kind of clothes' 'pajamas' 'what else' 'it's 10pm what else would i be wearing?' you can almost hear the eyebrows rising suggestively on the other end of the line 'yeah but y'know... /what else/' 'goodnight bokuto-san' (1/2)

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but bokuto can be compelling so in their successful calls he does most of the talking while akaashi listens with resigned exasperation as bokuto delves into how much he wants to touch and fuck him and get fucked by him which does the trick. akaashi gives in and lays back to jerk off with the phone cradled close against his ear and bokuto can tell, can hear every hitched breath and sigh and quiet moan and it’s so good knowing he can make akaashi come undone like this from a distance too (2/2)

THIS IS SO GOOD

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Anonymous asked:

What if kuroo, oikawa, tsukishima, kageyama, lev, bokuto, and akaashi (basically every single piece of trash in this anime) knew how to dance like really know how to /dance/... Like they're as good as k-pop artists and are very good at grinding and getting sensual like dayum son I wouldn't mind getting inbetween kuroo and tsukishima..

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good dancers are so hot. i can totally see them wearing those like. drop crotch pants and tight shirts so when they roll their body, every muscle working is visible 

And they’re like in like really high high heels so their butts/thighs are just… perfection

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erectionsandtea:

ceshira:

samapitongzabala:

So my mom told me to record a song for her. She didn’t give specific instructions like what kind of song and she didn’t tell me not to fool around while singing, so there.. now’s my chance to do some impressions

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Britney Spears

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Vanessa Hudgens

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Angelica Pickles

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Raven

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Isabella

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Bubbles

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Scuttle

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My dad’s GPS

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Me

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EVERYONE STOP AND LISTEN TO THE PERFECT POST

holy fucking perfect!

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